Every time I think I’m okay, I’m fine. I can watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower again without crying.
And never once has it been true.
i went home and cried because i thought i was a boy
so castiel is known in other fandoms as the gay angel man
castiel is known in this fandom as the gay angel man
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
- Me: WHEN I WAS
- Dad: what
- Me: A YOUNG BOY
- Dad: oh God
- Me: MY FATHER
- Dad: not again
- Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
- Dad: no I didn't
- Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- Dad: you're not even a boy
- Dean: God? I mean... God?
- Castiel: He isn't in heaven, he has to be somewhere.
- Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
- Castiel: ...No he's not on any flatbread.
I really love just watching people when they’re concentrating. Whether they’re listening to music, or sleeping, or doing their maths homework, there’s something comforting about the innocence people display during concentration. Their evident vulnerability proves that deep down we’re all just the same. And I think these moments of concentration are what make us love a person.
the reason i love australian slang so much is because it frightens americans
I remember once Rove was talking about a trip he took to the US and he said he freaked somebody out by telling them to ‘chuck it in the boot’ (like, put something in the back of the car) and they thought he was about to vomit on their shoes.
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
Well you don’t know when you’ve been deferred, you don’t care and you thank no one..
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
- Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
- Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
- Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
- Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
- My mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
- Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
- one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan